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Octopi Wall Street

November 9, 2011 at 12:46 am Leave a comment

Can’t understand why everyone is so up in arms about that ‘octopi wall street movement?’ Holy mackerel, I don’t mean to be a crab, or sound krill, but I heard they’re swimming against the tide just for the halibut. Oh my scrod! Why are they sleeping in tentacles and trawling for a fight?

The way I sea it, and I won’t be koi, if the sole porpoise of the demonstrations is to fillet a need to make political waves, well then it all sounds a lil’ fishy to me.

Sure, their scale is quite amphibious, and I’m net trying to be a cod here, but it may shark you to know that some are singing their protest songs out of tuna.

Whose herring them anyways? I may be old school but let’s fry to keep it reel. It’s not a clam dunk. I’ll bait you this ‘octopi movement’ is just a fish in the pan. I trout it will last. I’m sure soon it will flounder.

Walleye don’t mean to carp on the ‘octopi movement’ it leaves a large bass taste in my mouth. I say, Stop your whaling! Why mollusk passersby and the police with your crappie slogans? Confrontations will surely end up getting roughie and may send someone to the sturgeon.

Maybe I’m jumping to the wrong conch-clusions, and being an eel, but I can’t mussel myself: Do these urchins without anemone think they can usher in a new Age of Aquarium?

Sure—the tides, they are a changin’, but it’s one thing to snail agaist the current and quite another to stand around and beach. I think soon it’ll be sink or swim time and this grouper won’t last past Christmas or Oyster.

Drop me a line, and we shell see what floats your boat.

(Sorry everyone, I know these puns smelt, but I jest couldn’t help myself).

Have a punderful news day!

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